Faceterbate

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

Facetag

A Facetag is a Hashtag used on Facebook, but it does not do anything because Facebook is not Twitter.

"Facebook post: If 2 people (male and female) create 2 children. They have effectively replaced themselves (birthrate is "2.1") #BadatMATH"

"Comment on post: Hey baby.. Hashtags on Facebook don't do anything!"

"Response: Hashtags are used on Twitter by twits. That was a Facetag"

by cheddarbob2u March 27, 2013

facetard

anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook

Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook

by unrecalcitrant November 12, 2010

Faneto

Faneto means finesse. Faneto is a song that was released by Chicago rapper Chief Keef in 2014, in it, he raps "Know you can't get no money silly ho - I just hit a stain, faneto." Fans were initially confused as to what that the slang Faneto meant, but Chief Keef later revealed its definition

Faneto means finesse

by _KINGMOE_ January 31, 2019

Fagnetism

Fagnetism is defined as a force, similar to gravity, created by a dense homologation of homosexuals which in turn acts to attract other homosexuals to the central mass thus feeding itself and multiplying its power exponentially

The fagnetism is bringing people into this group at an astonishing rate. It's like they sense our aura of homosexuality and hone in on it.

by ripkif318 July 23, 2016

Faneto

One of the Best songs in all of human history
The godly hymn is made by the LEGEND chief keef
No other song can compete

Me:yo homie ya heard of Faneto
Homie:yea it was FUCKIN LEGENDARY

by heatcheque August 3, 2019

Bob Faget

Comedian best known for starring in the early 90's sitcom "Full House", as well as, "America's Funniest Home Videos". Commonly misspelled "Bob Saget".

Bob Faget is currently hosting a game show called 1 vs 100.

by Reem-O May 29, 2007