Funcle

The fun uncle.

Dang, your funcle Noah parties harder than I do -Everyone

by Rose527 May 3, 2017

fanglebang

Finger-banging in the anal region.

I just got out of a relationship, so I'm not going to sleep with him, but we totally fanglebanged.

by downtownjb June 28, 2010

Funcle

Fun uncle-noun

Wow, thank god my funcles Noah and Benjamin came to this party. Now we can finally have a good time!

by The third funcle December 30, 2018

[fancer]

"fake cancer." Also known as a reason why people have to come home from college. A health condition in which a patient exhibits cancer-like tendencies but clearly doesn't have cancer, and the doctors have no clue what the hell is wrong with you

Becca: "Ugh!!! I hate my fancer! I'm so mad I keep having to come home to Boston from Michigan during my first month out here! I wish the doctors would just figure out what's wrong with me!"

Anne: "But at least we get to watch Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist together! And hang out at the Y!"

by AKens6791 January 17, 2009

fance

The noun form of "fancy."

"Did you check out the new boutique on Damen?"
"Yeah, there was a lot of fance in there, but it was hella spensy.

by ActuallyHolly December 23, 2006

francle

A huge fucking retard

Youare a Francle

by ksjabkahdk November 1, 2017

Ass-foncles

When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.

I'm being sued for assault, because i walked around a corner and he got the ass-foncles.

by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010