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Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.
by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007
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falking

verb:

1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.

2. To Stalk via Facebook

*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."

"You had sex with a chick from high school?"

"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."
by Smooth In PVille May 11, 2009
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falking

Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking
"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"
by Kate - Olivia February 24, 2007
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Falkner

Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol
1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!

2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!

3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010
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falking

val: "did you see Kat's new pictures on her wall? those pics were awesome"

igor: "dude, you gotta stop falking"

val: "i know, i just cant help it"

igor: "hahaha"
by alfon pres-b May 28, 2010
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Falken

German Surname relating to falconry.

Falken is a great name for a intelligent, strong, beautiful, incredible being.
The name Falken is sooo much cooler than Robin or Raven.... one is a scary crow and the other eats worms.
by 4littlebird December 6, 2013
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falkenjeff

Banned from EO for ever.
Hi, I'm falkenjeff, and I'm banned from EO.
by Hooligan (HAHA PWNED YOU JEFF) September 20, 2004
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