Fakenant

A large lady with a big tummy that looks pregnant but isn't - often seen on the London Underground

You are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just Fakenant. The dilemma you find yourself in is whether or not to offer them your seat and end up in an embarrassing situation if they are in fact Fakenant!

by Jubilee Line August 27, 2013

fakenaming

Referring to a person by a name they made up instead of their real birth name, especially when referring to them by this new name is meant to give legitimacy to the idea that the person is no longer who/what they actually are. For example, if a person is male but wants others to think of him as a female, he might change his name to Caitlyn, and demand to be called Caitlyn, demonizing anyone who calls him by his actual name. He wants you to fakename him. If you do not, he will say that you are "deadnaming" him, a term used to manipulate people into feeling guilty for being honest.

Bruce said "Hey, stop calling me Bruce! Call me Caitlyn, to show that you fully agree with the idea that I'm a woman. Do it or else you are not a good friend. Just accept me as being anything I claim to be!"
His honest friend said "But that would be fakenaming you, and it would make it seem like I agree that you are a woman. You are not a woman, so forcing me to call you by your fake name is forcing me to lie. Forcing me to lie is not something a good friend would do. Just accept me as being honest!"

by RealHonestDefinition July 18, 2023

fauna

1. flawless, perfect
2. an adjective to describe someone you want to put your dick inside

1. That nigga's new mixtape is straight fauna.
2. Yoooo, that girl fauna. She ready for it.

by _lia February 6, 2015

fauna fan

Someone who loves animals (in a nice way).
Opposite to Faunacator (who loves animals in the naughty way.)

1. Sally was a fauna fan who worked at a zoo and spent her spare time fundraising for wild animals. Jim was a fauna fan too, but he lived on the moon, so his menagerie consisted of two robotic goldfish and a wall full of animal posters.

2. I'd rather be a fauna fan than a fauna-cator.

by Fauna Fan November 2, 2007

Flattened Fauna

Roadkill

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009

fauna

fauna: a good friend who always has everyones back no matter what. someone who is always there for when you need someone there the most. someone who is caring, and loving. someone who loves animals like its no one business.

You remind me of a fauna. you're pretty cool like fauna

by tina louse February 23, 2009

Fikunayomi

Someone who brings joy to other people’s lives. She is compassionate and caring. She puts other people first. Fikunayomi is very smart.

She is a beautiful girl with a beautiful soul. You are my #1 best friend I love you 😘💕❤️

I want to get married to Fikunayomi

by Fikayo October 31, 2020