f is for fakkel

An episode found in dutch SpongeBob where in the fun song Plankton says "F is for fakkel" and people who hear this think he says fuck all.

Dude 1: Yo you know that meme where dutch plankton said "F IS FOR FAKKEL".

Dude 2: What the hell are you talking about?

by Becerrma March 12, 2022

fatkini

A bikini that is for plus-sized women.

"That girl with the nice body has a nice fatkini!"

"Hey, do you sell fatkinis?"
"What?"
"Do you sell fatkinis? Bikinis for plus-szied women?"
"This is Abercrombie & Fitch, girl, of course we don't."

by Chris's_Zen May 24, 2013

FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.

"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."

by Fractus January 24, 2018

fakhirah

Fakhirah is the whole package. She can be that cutie who steals your heart, but she can also be that meanie with an RBF. Hard to get close, but easy to please. Born a genius, but prefers being an idiot 24/7. Can be awfully blunt and sensitive (no in between heh). She's fierce with her juniors but HECK, SHE'S SO COOL.

fakhirah is my idola. i love a fakhirah

by paizuz November 13, 2019

Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 5, 2016

Fakhir

Fakhir his a big man who can knock anyone out in a fight he is a bad man some may say

He has won so many fights he is a Fakhir

by 420alldayBlazeit October 27, 2020

Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

by Bruk September 29, 2008