fakis

it’s like saying “nah” but in arabic.

“wanna go to the mall?”
“fakis”

by mariamthenegro February 26, 2018

fakie

When you are having sex and are going to come but don't want the sex to stop you just keep your penis in and come. But you do not pump back and forth and thus your mind gets tricked into thinking you didn't come and you are good to go for another round. Caution:Can be painful the second or even third time. No known forth attempt has been attempted.

This bitch was so fucken hot but I was only in for about a minute and then I had to pull a fakie on her so I could keep on going.

by Steve Lopez May 15, 2007

fakie

When you can't seem to cum after gratuitous amounts of sex and are just tired, so, from doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, rubbing it in well.

"I couldn't pop it, so I pulled a fakie on her."

by Psyclone May 13, 2005

fakie

When you take a selfie with someone you don't like but pretend you are best friends with whenever you are around them.

Alyssa is always complaining about how annoying Michelle is, but whenever they are together she takes a fakie and posts it to instagram posting about what great friends they are

by gd1107 April 10, 2016

fakie

Fakie is placed in front of a location to indicate that you will be travelling to that location but will be returning to your current location.

I'm doing a home to fakie to change my outfit, it is not suited for this precise event.

by THe MSTER August 6, 2009

fakie

When a guy is eating a girl out she takes a piss all over his face or in his mouth.

He pissed me off so I gave him a fakie.

by foxontherun December 5, 2004

faky

A combonation between fat and queer.

David Nefzquer is the biggest faky that walks this earth.

by Drew Seaton May 13, 2005