A person of Mexican decent either half-or full blooded, who does not speak Spanish, cook Mexican dishes or eat Spanish food.
Usually 2nd or 3rd generation Mexicans born in the United States.
Usually 2nd or 3rd generation Mexicans born in the United States.
"I don't like spicy food, but I am half-mexican, I guess that makes me a fakesican."
"You are such a fakesican, a fake ass Mexican!"
"Look at that fakesican, he can't even mow the lawn!"
"You are such a fakesican, a fake ass Mexican!"
"Look at that fakesican, he can't even mow the lawn!"
by Nicole Careface May 15, 2009
Get the fakesican mug.type of genuine committed monogamous relationship usually between a middle aged man and a younger divorced single mother who recieves a regular set small amount of money per month for a set term (usually 1 yr) from the man.
Similar to a wife, the woman manages the man's thinking to keep him focused on job, goals etc. She also controls the sex in the relationship. As in any relationship he provides companionship, stability and emotional support as well as some duties typically performed by a husband
While living apart the woman spends 1 night per week with the man as though she is his wife
Differs from sugar daddy because there is no exploitation and there is an honest monogamous relationship
Similar to a wife, the woman manages the man's thinking to keep him focused on job, goals etc. She also controls the sex in the relationship. As in any relationship he provides companionship, stability and emotional support as well as some duties typically performed by a husband
While living apart the woman spends 1 night per week with the man as though she is his wife
Differs from sugar daddy because there is no exploitation and there is an honest monogamous relationship
Q. She's a single mom working at McDonald's how can she afford a new car?
A. Oh, she's a fakewife to that guy who used to pick her up when her old car was broken
Q. Did he buy it for her?
A. No, he just committed to helping her with the payments
A. Oh, she's a fakewife to that guy who used to pick her up when her old car was broken
Q. Did he buy it for her?
A. No, he just committed to helping her with the payments
by Sky3844 September 5, 2012
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A woman who acts or pretends that shes gay, when she is quite frankly not.
Sometimes for social gain of some sort.
Often they'll claim they're bisexual too.
Sometimes for social gain of some sort.
Often they'll claim they're bisexual too.
straight-girl: so i was watching tlw last night, and heard tegan and sara, and realized i love them. can i have your copy of a cd of theirs?
real-lesbian: ummm sure? ...fakesbian.
real-lesbian: ummm sure? ...fakesbian.
by imlisteningtobikinikill August 28, 2009
Get the fakesbian mug.The nickname given to Lakeside High School in Dekalb County, Georgia, along with Weedward Acrackdemy (Woodward), and Druid Pills (Druid Hills High).
Fakeside's name is due to the absence of hard drugs (everyone does smoke pot though), the lack of major violence issues, and general poser-ish attitude of the student's there.
Fakeside's name is due to the absence of hard drugs (everyone does smoke pot though), the lack of major violence issues, and general poser-ish attitude of the student's there.
by dave98765 May 30, 2011
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Get the chezzile tiezzles smoizzling my faneswil lanizzle mug.Fakesgiving the Obligatory family dinner with the people you would rather not spend the actual holiday with.
I'd love to go to the movies with you but I'm Having Fakesgiving with my Dad and his wife on Saturday.
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