fairhopeless

When you become tagged as "It" in the town of Fairhope, Alabama, by church bullies, quarter-back sized drug addicts, con-artists whom become police confidential informants, and the local coke- and crack-whores at certain places --- you start hanging in the local bars with a bunch of people whom must have never talked to a truly intelligent woman in their lives -- because mostly they only understand the power of their Civil War connections, "whiskey dicks" -- and vodka, weed and speed. Back-door deals, child-stalkers, sexual predators, drug addicts, psychotic-drug-addicted nannies and hospital employees and rich folks' bored kids whom commit random and targeted acts of vandalism. A vast wasteland of unused "best and brightest" that are "slave labor" to the incompetent judges, politicians and other "officials." A total joke!

When I moved to "Fairhopeless," Alabama, in 2003, I thought I had found a little slice of Paradise -- a nirvana -- the church bully and other assorted bitches and gripers soon made it clear that they thought they ruled the roost. As fat, unattractive, loud and evil as most of them were, I would say they would have covered 2 to 3 roosts per their fat bottoms.

by Utopia03 September 20, 2013

fairyoke

Karaoke at a LGBT establishment

Do you guys want to go to fairyoke tonight?

by Mynderfender July 2, 2017

fryhole

A hole in space-time that monsters and robots can come thru to mess with you.

"What do you call a hole in nothing with monsters in it? If i'm the first, I want to call it a 'fryhole'"

by FizzledFrizzle April 10, 2007

Fancyhole

A place where laughter comes from

I laughed so hard that tickled my fancyhole

by Jwalklauren March 23, 2017

fairyhoshi

hilarious tiktok account. a legend.

omg fairyhoshi is so cool

by seggsyhao May 29, 2021

Farthole

Farthole (noun). Definition: The origin of fart gas and/or genesis of the funky fresh scents of one's bowels.

As used in a sentence: 'As John relaxed, his farthole opened releasing the sweet gaseous remnants of his chili cheese

by PartyMonkey2000 July 17, 2022

Fairhope

when you've done everything you can do in one town, and everything's old and boring.

oh, and the park is pretty much where you live.
and meet up.
and do anything.

"so, what's up man"

"ah nothing, just fairhope'in around"

by mr.bush. August 9, 2008