One who fails at life
by Soapey May 1, 2020
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An individual who's rising career path is the result of repeated rejection and transfer from their current position as a means of ridding a group of their undesirable presence. An alternate means of expulsion from a group as opposed to termination.
After the process has been repeated in rapid succession, these individuals are mistakenly viewed by unknowing superiors as exceptional rising stars, and thus soon and often rise to the highest ranks of management.
After the process has been repeated in rapid succession, these individuals are mistakenly viewed by unknowing superiors as exceptional rising stars, and thus soon and often rise to the highest ranks of management.
The downward spiral, failure or non-performance of many modern corporations is the result of the cadre of upward failures who now ocupy the positions of CEO, CFO, and COO.
by WORDLE August 7, 2011
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9-year-old Steven: Don't say failure!
Steven's dad aka substitute teacher: *waits for 2-3 awkward silence*
FAILURE
Steven's dad aka substitute teacher: *waits for 2-3 awkward silence*
FAILURE
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Get the Monsoon of Failure mug.Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!
by Falloutgirl0916 October 20, 2009
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We can’t just wake up one day and say, “Man, I’m gonna move outta this place,” so we just keep rackin’ up the write-ups until we’re labeled a program failure so we can get a change in scenery!
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