Failsome

1. The opposite of awesome.

Derived from "fail" (to not succeed/screw up) and "some" (suffix of "awesome").

Not sure if this chocolate & cheese ice cream is going to be awesome or failsome.

by MacGyver Rulz February 18, 2010

fahnstrom

A man who assumes extra responsibilities in order to give the illusion of power. He often does more than is asked of him and is an insufferable show off. He usually only dates midgets and is obsessed with nipples.

"Who's that guy fondling that midget and acting like he's hot shit?"

"That's the lab aid... Fahnstrom"

by Lawrence Broadway February 1, 2010

failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

by VickersGTS December 9, 2008

failsomeness

When you Fail Awesomeness.

This word is total failsomeness.

by 0sm0sis April 25, 2009

Faistro

An older man who is suspiciously looking

You’re a faistro
Simon Roberts is a faistro

by Hotdaddy666 April 14, 2020

falstomy

Falstomy the act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany.

He showed lots of falstomy inside him.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Falstomy

The act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany

He contains lots of falstomy within him.

by Narkicy August 30, 2022