Failnerd

An irritatingly over-exuberant or try-hard nerd who gives other nerds a bad name.

I had a great time at the con, except on Sunday when Bill joined us. He wouldn't shut up about his signed Pop collection. He's such a failnerd.

by Macros1980 July 12, 2018

Failjet

Very similar to Failboat . A pack of douche bags trying to act smart. These people generally fail at life. Often used when "failboat" just doesn't seem enough to describe their fail.

M1: oh dude, those guys are aboard the failjet (guys trying to back a van into water to get their skyjets in) .
M2: damned yeah.

by KnightNL June 29, 2010

failette

When you try to make an omelette but fail to keep it together, it is a failette.
Can be applied to anything ending in "ette" that you fail to pull off. See also, failet.

I made a sausage and green pepper failette—messy but delicious.

by detazer June 22, 2014