Fartmaster

A creater of immensely powerful farts, ranging from either sheer loudness or deathly odour.

Holy shit dude, you're the fartmaster......you could cut that fart with a chair leg.

by johnny.mc August 28, 2009

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

flailmaster

Brian. 'Nuff said.
One who flails uncontrollably when objects are thrown at them or in their general direction. Item needs not actually be thrown.

Brian sure is a flailmaster!

by Thoreau November 11, 2004

Fagmaster

Master of fags or faggots.
A leader of a band or crew of fags and or faggots.
See Fag Faggot.

"Those fags look up to Peter because he huffs butane out of cigarette lighters, what a fagmaster!"

by shitkoks February 26, 2009

filmster

A film school student, usually at a large university, that predominately hangs out with other film students.

Those filmsters need to stop quoting stuff.

by twigza December 24, 2007

Fakemaster

A loser who sits in mom's basement playing video games and then telling stories about his adventures as if they were real. A fake hit-man. A fake special forces blacks ops elite assassin operator. A fake helicopter pilot. Etc.

Fakemaster!

by Allergy_Doc July 24, 2010

Fimaster

One who has control of the Fi's; Matt Walker

Look at the Fimaster assemble his army of Fi's!!!

by Nilats April 23, 2003