failbook

Something that occurs when you don't know whether to search "Facebook" or "Failblog," and you accidentally type in a combination of the two.

I meant to type in facebook, but I had failblog on the mind, so I accidentally searched failbook.

failbook by Jaremaing July 13, 2009

Failbook

a webshite where people enslave themselves their families and friends when they sign the user agreement contract.

also knowen as slavebook

Look Little Stew just signed up as a slave on failbook ... aww poor little fodder

Failbook by dimension-next August 29, 2017

failbook page 

A facebook group or fan page that:

1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.

2: Has a really long and annoying name.

3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.

1: Bob has joined "OMG LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!"

2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"

3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"

Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?

Stephanie: Liek iknorite?

George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.

Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.

failbook page by Nieow May 22, 2010

Failbooking 

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

Failbooking by happyho April 8, 2010

failbooking.com

A really hilarious website where you can view screenshots (some seem genuine, some are likely spoofs) of ridiculously stupid facebook status updates, comments, pictures, and newsfeeds.

Did you see Dave's status? What a moron!

Yeah, we should send that to failbooking.com.

failbooking.com by MissyQBee February 8, 2010

Failzooka 

This term applies to a weapon of destruction weilded by a few chosen people to strike down those who fail in chat room and other social media.

I am the Doctah, this is my failzooka, and you fail...

Failzooka by Doctah Heinz Davenschmirtz May 4, 2011

failbork 

A better name for Facebook.

I stopped using failbork as it's full of fake people, fake news and should not be a part of life.

failbork by Impshum November 23, 2020