Failcopter

Distant cousin of Roflcopter. This copter is used when something fails terribly.

Joe: Ha, do you know about that stupid rip off movie company named Asylum Films?

Bob: My failcopter goes FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL!!

by Don Edsmund May 15, 2008

failcock

A male's sexual failure in a certain sitiuation. Most likely due to the inability during that particular time to maintain an erection, or fully experience a sexual sitituation.

Yeah I kind failcocked last night, drank way to much.

A Jerry try not to failcock it tonight.

by Zamberlin July 23, 2011

falcowned

when playing super smash brothers, captain falcon destroys you.

being "owned" by captain falcon.

ha i falcowned you, serves you right for choosing pikachu!

by Zippi0t December 13, 2005

Failcom

A company that doesn't learn from its past mistakes, has very limited talent, releases an incomplete product, lies to its customers, makes false promises to its customers, and charges its customers' credit cards even after the customers have cancelled the service. Derived from the company Funcom which has all of the above criteria fulfilled.

"I hear Failcom wants to develop an expansion to that POS Age of Conan."

by plmokn October 3, 2008

failcore

bands and/or artists who seem to possess no musical ability attempt at being a metal sub-genre such as "fill-in-the-blank"-core and utterly failing at said attempt. live performances consist of pathetic stage antics, straightened hair, make-up on dudes, tight pants, repetitive sweep solos, and synchronized headbanging to breakdowns another band already has done.

Friend A: "Have you heard new Attack Attack?"
Friend B: "no, pussy, I dont listen to failcore."

by ncaseyouwondered June 13, 2011

failcorner

A place on Twitter where you go where you fail. (99.5% of Twitter belongs there ALL the time)

Twitter won't let guys results show up in failcorner so it belongs in the failcorner

by ErictheAzn August 5, 2009

falcowned

While playing Super Smash Bros Melee., an opponent is hit with Falco or Capt. Falcon's spikes.

"You might as well not even try to come back to the stage, because you are guaranteed to get falcowned by me."

by Nadez 4 Dayz August 9, 2008