Asian Fail

When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%

Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!

ASIAN FAIL.

by E.Z Asian April 30, 2010

Asian Fail

anything less than perfect

asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail

by thaibnerd January 16, 2010

asian fail

To obtain a mark in scholastic pursuits of less than an A.

I totally asian failed differential equations.

by Illtaketherapists December 17, 2009

Asian fail

We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.

ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)

e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*

by A+ Asian December 3, 2009

Asian Fail

To achieve below 80% on any graded work.

I asian failed that test since I got 70%.

by Bob Chan February 27, 2008

failasian

Any Asian who doesn't get straight A's, study 24/7, or fulfill their parent's expectations of Ivy League success.

White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?

Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.

by SantaAnaCommunityCats December 2, 2010

Failsian

An Asian who does not correctly portray the Asian stereotype.

"Wow, what a failsian, he can't jump off walls or even do simple calculus!"

by Ellcakes April 17, 2009