faptivity

a period of six hours or more spent fapping alone in a confined space, with nothing but a laptop and a box of kleenex to keep you company

What'd you do this weekend?

Eh, my girlfriend was out of town, so I spent most of Sunday in faptivity.

Word.

by joey sssssssssssssssssssssss September 28, 2011

faticity

The fat content in a chunky chick or dude.

The amount of his faticity is matched only by the amount of his gayocity.

by M.Antley05 October 24, 2008

Bagtivity

An act that helps you secure the bag

Omar and Jackson had the most bagtivity after they secured a check.

by Omarion Webster June 11, 2018

faggitity

When someone partakes in a mild amount of homosexuality in such a way that they portray themselves as a faggot or an AlwaysAlpha member.

Your faggitity knows no bounds.

by 64fofers November 12, 2022

Maximum Faticity

When you gorge your self with the most delicious meal till you cant possibly eat anything else and you still take that one last bite then you say your done Hence reaching Maximum Faticity Occurs to any creature that eats side effects are laziness, sleepiness, flachantiness, extreme touching of the belly, urge to smoke

We just got eating salad broccoli n cheese and baked chili cheese dogs and when i took that last bite i reached maximum faticity, now i'm ready for a a cigarette let me get that lighter

by fatguy42022 January 16, 2011

fractivity

any activity performed to display one's level of frattiness such as playing football, horseshoes, beach volleyball, drinking, etc.

We need start up a fractivity.

by Trevor Collins April 2, 2008

Faggotivity

The amount or degree of Homosexuality (male or female).

"There was an abundance of faggotivity displayed at the gay bar last night."

by WritersAnonymous May 24, 2009