fagling/faglet

name for a person who is almost gay but not quite, usually in middle school or early high school and in some reported cases in elementary too.

"wow that kid is such a FAG!!"
"well more like a fagling/faglet, hes really not that old."

by kiss_it May 11, 2009

Fagalot

1. (Noun) A REAL location on our planet full of gay men.
2. (Verb) When two men in suits of armor have homo-sexual intercourse.
3. (Adjective) When someone is SUPER DUPER REALLY UBER GAY.

1. Hey! Let's journey to Fagalot today! Shall we?
2. We performed great Fagalot throughout the night prior to this day!
3. Dude, you are being so Fagalot.

by Sir Fagalot July 30, 2009

Faglet

A very young fag, especially one under the age of eight.

"That six year old boy was staring at my ass"

"What a faglet!!

by Helluva Gangsta February 28, 2010

fagalot

A fagalot is someone who cannot help but to touch any man that he can. He will go around high fiving people or grabbing people. Within 2 days of knowing him he should try to tounch your balls. If he does call 1800-fag-a-lot and they will help you.

guy1: omg byron just touched my balls
guy2: omg he has been high fiving everyone for days
guy1: we better call fagalot

by stinkfire November 19, 2007

fagarette

A cigarette smoked in a camp and effminate way

Todd : Ha ha ha Budgie you smoke that fagarette like you smoke the cock!!!

by horseradish April 18, 2005

Faglet

A young gay person. They are found in schools usually. Teachers and Tumblr try to push it onto youth. As a result of that. Faglets inhabit the school with their only word being look everybody i'm gay. They like dead memes too.

LGBTQperson: I hate bigoted straights
child:I didn't know that well I hate mommy and daddy

child: I'm gay now hey everybody i'm gay
Faglet

by OOFGUY July 30, 2018

faglet bowling

The act (sports event) of going to a wave pool and riding an inner tube into a crowd of little faggots knocking over as many as possible. Since they usually hang out in packs of ten around the shallow end of the pool, this makes it easy to gather speed and knock many over without losing too much momentum. Doesn't work with little straight kids because they usually smarten up and move to another area of the pool after a couple of strikes, leaving the path to the fag "pins" unhindered.

Watch out im going faglet bowling

by Nigglet Bowling November 27, 2019