Fogelstrom

A very interesting Swedish last name that nobody seems capable to pronounce or spell correctly.

Teacher: Suzie uhhh... Suzie Fa-gul-storm???
Suzie: It's Foe-gull-strum (aka Fogelstrom)!!!
Teacher: Oh...

by Curse_718 August 19, 2009

failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

by VickersGTS December 9, 2008

falstomy

Falstomy the act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany.

He showed lots of falstomy inside him.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Falstomy

The act of tricking someone via the idea of false opening/epiphany

He contains lots of falstomy within him.

by Narkicy August 30, 2022

Femaelstrom

The whirlpool of turmoil unleashed by a woman scorned.

I’m still paying for the femaelstrom unlesshed when my wife found out I was cheating on her, my life has been in turmoil ever since.

by Tmrome April 9, 2022

e-maelstrom

When some action you took resulted in a flurry of emails being sent to you - could be positive or negative.

After putting the boots to a girl at a company retreat, the following e-maelstrom resulted.
1. OMG, I can't believe you drilled Mary from accounting. ROFLMAO! Dave
2. WTF, ur such a d-bag, you haven't even spoken to her since. Elaine.

by AlanHarper February 23, 2009

The Maelstrom

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect

Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.

by S.L. and S.D. February 5, 2005