self-flatulation

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.

Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.

by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

Feculation

The reaction and process of shit happening for no reason in particular.

Jeff was walking down the road and stepped in shit. He is a victim of Feculation.

by glenn7227 November 25, 2014

Fatuation Density

Number of thick baddies per square meter in a given area.

Damn bro I heard your street has mad fatuation density. You pipe?

by GodsLeftTesticle May 30, 2019

Pre-pull flatulation

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".

by TheWads December 27, 2009

Flactuation

Farting whilst being incredibly overawed. Love what you're looking at but it kind of bothers you too.

I know he's a bad fucker but I have a real flactuation for him, I just seem to excitedly fart every time I see him.

by Mama Bee June 21, 2016

Factuation

A Straight Juicy Fact! Can’t get any more true than the fact itself.

“Woahhhh Val that was some intense FACTUATION, that’s sooo true it’s just facts!”

by CalVarie 🍌🧸 January 2, 2021

fagulation

n. The cold and analytical viewing of another man's beauty products, clothes, or friends in order to determine their sexual orientation.

After much fagulation, I determined you're a fag with only a %2 chance of error.

by Chisholm May 1, 2006