facilities management

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy

Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

facilities

bathroom, rest room (usually public) (origin probably Canadian slang)

After quaffing four beers, Joe made a run for the facilities.

by Mickey E August 11, 2005

facilitatious

verb - the act or process of facilitating

Your service would be facilitatious for us to get ahead.

by George Mathanool November 22, 2013

facilitree

a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.

bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?

by faciliphobic May 10, 2006

Facilitize

A horribly incorrect useage of grammar, based on the word facilitate. This word ignorantly runs rampant within Boeing and possibly other corporate entities. Its means, to go make sure that all facilities are in place for an upcoming project.

"John, is stall 1F2 all facilitized? We need that shiz done, hurry the F up!"

"Jesus! Fritz, is it really best practice to facilitize before you even look at the impact of the scenario? Your killing me Fritz."

by ninja787 September 23, 2009

Facilitated Fucking

When one helps you fuck yourself by any means.

Hotdog Xansabar is a master at facilitated fucking.

by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018

ablution facilities

A place where one goes to excrete human waste.

I require the use of ablution facilities.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005