Faceslasha

A gay dude that doesn't have any common sense like a monkey he's also spoonfed methods

Yooooo is that faceslasha? yeah the gay faggot

by AGRAGAGAGAGAG February 3, 2020

faceplam

a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com

It was a pretty big faceplam moment.

by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008

Facespam

E-mail that you don't want to read because it's just notifications from Facebook but you have to otherwise you'll keep thinking you have important unread email.

Person 1: Whoa dude you have a lot of contacts.
Person 2: No it's just Facespam.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks.
Person 2: Dude! My girlfriend broke up with me via Facespam!
Person 1: Oh, damn it...are you Mark Zuckerburg in disguise?

by aman13 January 22, 2011

Facespam

A type of Facebook application which prompts you to invite or add more friends in order to use the application or view quiz results.

Facespam-ed
When a friend on your list chooses you as one of their 15 (out of 300) friends that will enable them to use this application.

If it is not contained; it may spread and cause the demise of Facebook.

P1 - "I hate facespam! Now I will never know `what dog I should own!`"
P2 - "I know exactly what you mean! I get Facespamed by this girl I knew in grade two all the time!"
P3 - "Really? Send them to me I want to get rid of a few people on my list! I will facespam them to Death!"
*... awkward pause...*
P3 - "Too far?"
P1+P2 - "Beyond."

by LilMissHousewife January 31, 2008

faceslap

Using "Remove Connection" or "Remove from Friends" to remove a friend on Facebook.

She was creeping, so I had to faceslap her.

by Sam in So Cal July 17, 2009

Faceplam

(Verb) "Faceplam" is an adaptation of facepalm.
Definition 1: One would facepalm and the face would slip out of the hand and hit the desk or table.
Definition 2: One would facepalm so hard that it would make a slapping sound.
Both definitions may result in facial damage.

Dude, this was so stupid. I faceplammed, and it hurt!

by ColeslawProductions October 19, 2013

faceplamm

A /faceplamm/ is a 'facepalm'qv moment wherein the fail being reacted to is of such enormity that basic fine motor control has broken down and the reactor is reduced to mashing the keys without being able to correctly count or sequence the letters of the word. Coined by mordac.

<Person A> See, for instance, 2g1c
<Person B> What's 2g1c?
<Person C> DON'T google it!!
<B> ....aiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
<C> (faceplamm)

by imipak June 18, 2011