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Facestalker

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.
'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'
by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009
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Facespacer

One who is a user/owner of an account for Myspace AND Facebook:FACEBOOKER, MYSPACER
"Bro, you have both? You Facespacer...."
by Mr. Frank of Urbaner February 21, 2009
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facestalker

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.
"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"
by facenessnessness February 4, 2010
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facejacker

Someone or group of people that comment on your Facebook post and then carry on to have their own unrelated conversation.
I posted on Facebook about my swollen ankle. Bob and Margret both replied then carried on talking off topic to themselves on my post! You fecking Facejacker!
by TC5712 July 25, 2016
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Famslacker

Noun. A word said by delusional 9-16 year olds, typically girls. When their mad or in a goofy mood, they will say this.
Bob (17): What do you have for your first lesson?
Barbara (15): Geography, Mrs Smith is a Famslacker
by anonymous November 23, 2023
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