Facebookholic

When one is repeatedly using "facebook" several hours a day. Always thinks about it over other things such as school and friends and family. Have a 1000 friends or more( so they think). OBSESSED

MY NAME is ______ and I am a facebookholic

by cutie4eva93 October 5, 2010

facebookchat

1. The instant messaging utility on www.facebook.com where friends can talk to one another without the boring tedium of wall posts and status updates.

Please note the this is one word and not two, or even three...

Foster was excited to waste time on facebookchat with Jessie until his shift was over. He would then never talk to her again, EVER. Don't cry.

by I'm a Gummibear at heart. June 5, 2010

Facedouche

An individual who abuses the connectivity and ubiquity of social networks, specifically Facebook. Behaviors such as incessant updating of his/her status ("Seth just woke up and is super-pumped to start his day!", "Seth is eating a bagel", "Seth is taking a dump"),obscure/pretentious status updates ("Sara is waiting..."), commenting on every friend's status update, and posting inappropriate photos of others.

Did you see the head shot Seth used for his profile picture? That guy is such a Facedouche.

by Gaggly Arty February 19, 2009

facegoogle

Its an act of searching for someone via facebook. Like googling someones profile out.

Though I could hardly recall his name, but was able to facegoogle him out.

by Major-Nephew March 4, 2009

FACEGOOK

FACEGOOK - A person who is addicted to Facebook.

Yo, are you a facegook like I am?

by rjs4 March 7, 2013

facecouch

When your fail is so epic a simple facepalm will not suffice.

I just tore my house apart looking for my phone when it was really in my hand *smashes face into couch* that definitely deserved a facecouch.

by KawaiiBluBerri January 26, 2017

facoochie

fishy coochie

Bro Sophie has a facoochie.

by hotdad1738 February 9, 2019