facerbating

To masturbate while Facebooking

Yes, I was facerbating to your girlfriends photos. She shouldn't have approved that friend request.

by Chronic Facerbater October 24, 2009

Facebaiting

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.

Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.

by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009

Facebaiting

Posting an inflammatory status update or link on a social networking site in order to stir up trouble or antagonize your friends list.

"Bill only posted that Fox News link on Facebook to piss off his liberal friends. He was totally Facebaiting."

by inhetet June 3, 2009

facebaking

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.

"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.

by metal power February 12, 2010

facrediting

When a person is looking for their credit card in their wallet at the register.

Your buying groceries and holding up the whole line, you are then facrediting.

by John McKinly December 13, 2008

facediving

Using Facebook status updates, comments and other posted material to gather and accumulate knowledge and information about friends, family and loved ones, rather than finding the information through more direct means, like asking the person (or persons) face-to-face, by email or by text.

His girlfriend found out he was at the frat party instead of work because she went facediving through his older brother's photo album.

by Newton Sylmar February 28, 2011

Facebating

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011