Shit Faced Cock Master 

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.

"Terrance, you are such a shit faced cock master"

Shit Faced Cock Master by Jägermeister February 19, 2004

shit faced 

sooo drunk, high, outta it that u have NO idea whats happenin

he was too shit faced to remember the whole fight

shit faced by katie bahr February 3, 2003

shit-faced

having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.

John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into

shit-faced by Drunken Joe October 3, 2006

Shit Faced Cock Juggler 

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

Shit Faced Cock Juggler by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008

Shit Faced 

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

Shit Faced by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004

shit faced grin 

When someone is shit face drunk and has a mischievous grin

See also: shit faced

Shawn has that shit faced grin again

shit faced grin by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

shit faced 

To be completely drunk

Tom is so shit faced

shit faced by Anonymous December 7, 2002