facebum

A person who spends alot of time on the social networking site Facebook. It can also refer to anyone who uses Facebook.

I'm going to tell all my facebums about this.

by m0tive February 18, 2009

Facebullying

To bully somebody on Facebook, as a joke or otherwise.

'Hey! quit Facebullying him/her!'

by Komplient Kitten July 2, 2008

facebush

To ambush a desired facebook friend with a friend request, taking would-be friend by surprise due to lack of real-world friendship. Synonymous with "ambook."

"Dude, that chick is so hot. I facebushed her so I could see all her pics and beat off to the good ones."

"Weird, that quiet kid in my French class facebushed me. He's totally creepy, but I guess I'll accept."

by Chrilex February 27, 2007

FaceBed

Where are so tired you're face hits the bed and you are asleep

I am going to Facebed when I get home

by OxiWolf June 7, 2013

Facebuzz

The thrill you get when you log onto the popular social-networking site Facebook and see a red square showing recent notifications. The height of the facebuzz is equal to the number of notifications displayed. Unfortunately this can be followed by the Facecrash when you find out that almost all of the notifications are from rubbish apps or people you haven’t spoken to for six years voting to 'like this'

Tom: "Dude, I've got like 14 notifications today, this is a total Facebuzz"

Dave: "No way, you're the man..."

Tom: "Oh no, they're just 14 thumbs up to my status saying 'Chuck Norris is my dad'"

Dave: "Gutted, total Facecrash!"

by Phased Reality May 12, 2009

Facebusted

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.

Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!

by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008

FaceBusted

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.

I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"

by EricStratton March 12, 2010