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Faceblotto

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.
"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."
by Beeeej December 21, 2008
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Facecrastination

I was about to start my essay, when I decided to check my Facebook. 3 hours later, I still had not started the assignment. Damn facecrastination.
by Holla_at_yo_Schola! October 25, 2009
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Facewasting

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life
Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!
by MasterHowl June 13, 2009
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Facebusted

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.
Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!
by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008
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Faceblanked

1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.

2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.
A: "Hey, did you see the game the other day?"
B: *Continues to use Facebook Chat*
A: "I'll take that as a no...So did you know that an alien abducted me last night?"
B: *Continues use of Facebook*
A: "Well I know when I've been well and truely Faceblanked."
by BeccaFaceblanked July 12, 2010
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fagblaster

Someone who engages in blasting gays in the ass.
"Elton John's a total fagblaster isn't he?"
by BaftA June 22, 2006
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FaceBusted

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.
I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"
by EricStratton March 12, 2010
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