Facebang

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."

I wanna facebang the secretary.

by youwishvirg August 4, 2009

Facetable

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

by Lince September 9, 2009

facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007

Facebag

A person who is a douche bag on Facebook. You know that guy who likes to talk about himself and tell you all about his day as if everyone cares. Then he proceeds to tell you how awesome he is and how many chicks he can score with, not to mention how many Jager Bombs he can do in a row.

1.A Facebag is someone who posts pictures of themselves with a camera phone flexing infront of the bathroom mirror

2.A Facebag is someone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person on facebook.

3.A Facebag is someone who makes the same face in every picture to try and look smooth.

4. A person who gives himself a a nickname like "The Situation" or "L-Bo"

by Jason and Kathleen January 11, 2010

facehab

1) A place where facebook junkies can go to detox and overcome their addiction.

2) A term for taking a break from over-using facebook.

If you don't stop posting comments on my wall like a social media whore I'm going to have you checked into facehab.

by krankiboy January 20, 2011

Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.

"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."

by willers222 December 18, 2008

Facebbatical

When you take time out from Facbeook because you realise its ruining your life. A Facebook Sabbatical.

I'm taking a Facebbatical. I can't handle seeing pics of my ex keep flagging up in my friend feed.

by vickysimmons January 24, 2009