Faceshing

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.

Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.

by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

faceshat

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

by MrFishMan January 10, 2011

facesitting

when a beautful female sits her luscious ass down on a male's face (sometimes on females too)...in femdom and sm practices. sometimes just for fun, but can also be part of breath control/suffocation play

Mistresses Damiana and Jezebel continuted to torture their slave. Damiana sat on the slave's face for a few minutes while they both whipped his cock and balls.

by John M. February 5, 2005

faceshitted

when you have gone so far into your drunken ass night to the point where you can't even say shitfaced right.

John was hitting on some really fat chicks tonight, damn faceshitted bastard.

by dave p March 3, 2006

faceship

The art of flying a large, interstellar spaceship into the face of a creature, usually with the words "Your Face" uttered just before impact.

"It is written in the books of Awesome, that Mortimer the Ruthless was finally defeated, when Anhar the Heroic sacrificed himself by crashing his spaceship into Mortimer's face. Anhar's final words before impact were "Your Face". Those words were broadcasted across the cosmos and now stand written on the monument of Anhar's heroic faceship"

by Zhadu May 19, 2012

fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

by Username56644666 April 19, 2018

factshit

The opposite of bullshit.

When you are sure about your stance and the validity of your argument and your opposition resorts to crass curses, such as calling you or your ideas bullshit, return in kind.

"Johnny that plan is bullshit it'll never work"
"No, fuck you. It's factshit."

by Antagonist November 20, 2007