a person who masterbates so often and well he is considered a pro at FAPPING. he is pornstar status of FAPPING.
by fapinabox November 16, 2010
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Jack: Sorry dawg, I can't go hand wit you guys tonight. My parents are being fastards.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.
Cole: No prob holmes, we'll see ya next week then.
by Perennialartist January 15, 2006
Get the Fastard mug.An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.
by kmort April 10, 2007
Get the Fastard mug.Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.
E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.
Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!
by PrezMeister September 6, 2007
Get the Fastard mug.The term “fastarlini” is a word created by Expressions Oozing. It was originally called “fastard” which was a nice way of the saying the swear word “bas*ar*”. However as Expressions was so angry the word “fastard” was not adequate enough so he decided to add the word “lini” to make it sound more aggressive.
by Djhgjf May 17, 2020
Get the fastarlini mug.A private citizen or government official who, despite the dire consequences their actions create, does whatever they feel like doing for the momentary pleasure they will receive or favor they will gain. Pathological.
That bunch of fastards went to the beach even though their families were huddled in their homes during the pandemic.
Congress is a bunch of fastards. They keep a president that clearly doesn't belong there.
Congress is a bunch of fastards. They keep a president that clearly doesn't belong there.
by mrb2563 March 23, 2020
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