Fassdong

The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).

Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.

by Skystalker11 July 1, 2011

Fassad

Someone who abuses animals, threatens children, corrupts villages or eats way too many bananas.

"See him, he's disgusting, he's nothing but a fassad."
"I love bananas, I'm such a fassad!"

by SalsaTheMonkey April 18, 2019

colossal fatass

The largest form of fatass in the known universe, typical traits include eating, shitting, sleeping and eating while shitting. The stench from such a beast is fatal to anyone within a 5 meter radius

Bob:quit being such a colossal fatass and go for a walk
Joe: no can do, i gotta take a shit and eat supper, then sleep

by endlessnameless February 2, 2010

Fatassing

To Procrastinate or eat excessivly

Stop fatassing and get back to work!

by Lord Djem So January 13, 2008

fatass american

an american who is not necessarily obese, but will binge out on a shitload of food, usually at large events or gatherings.

Person 1: "Woah, that International Dinner was so great! I ate so much food that I almost threw up!"

Person 2: "Fatass American!"

by An_Anonymous_Visitor April 11, 2011

Fatass Retard

A controller player who sits on his fucking ass all day playing Unturned and spends a month on unturned in 2 weeks WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Me: You are such a Fatass Retard! Savage: WHO?

by MysticHZ March 31, 2019

Fasshole

A combination of the words "fat" and "asshole"
Most often used when describing an offense made by an overweight person.

"Hey! That fasshole totally just cut me off!"

by cinderelmo December 23, 2005