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Federal Prison

Federal prisons last for usually 12 years. One can end their time at a federal prison early, but the people gave birth to them will be very angry.

It is a little know fact that when you attend a federal prison there is a free and hidden extra dlc consisting of, Gucci wearing douchebags giving you constant death threats, parents giving you death threats when not performing up to their standards(exclusive to Asian servers), and getting pressured by your peers to mimic basically their every action.
by n't're'yes January 28, 2019
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Federico

The hottest boy on earth. He is good in bed and funny. You could laugh with him all the time. Don't let him go, he is an amazing catch.
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Federalsburg

A tiny (boring) little town on the Eastern Shore of Maryland where nothing ever happens. The most excitement that's happened here, is when they put up a Domino's. Pretty boring, if you ask me....
1: What's there to do here?

2: We can walk around town which will take about half an hour or so. We can go to the playgrounds or go fishing or chill on the railroad tracks near the marina.

1: Well that sounds boring. What do you have to eat around here?

2: Domino's, McDonald's, Subway, Cafe Milano's, some Chinese places....That's really about it.

1: Wow. Federalsburg is BORING!

2: You're telling me. At least you don't have to live here!!
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Federal bun buster

A gray hair church lady talk about she was sexually assaulted 40 angry cats Mexican construction workers I couldn't see them but they were so hairy
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kevin federline

verb

(also federline)

1. To commit to a relationship in order to secure one's future

2. To feign commitment to a relationship long enough for a seed to be planted in the womb so that one's future may be secure

3. To hoodwink

noun

1. A talentless shit stain
(v) Remember that rich slut, Sarah? John federlined the fuck out of her. She's having his bastard in a few months.

(v) This whip that I just purchased runs like a piece of shit. That pearly-toothed car salesman sure kevin federlined me! Gee!

(n) - Let's rap battle, Jamerius.
- You's a kevin federline, duke.
by Jeff T August 3, 2005
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Federal Sexual

When a person has been stentenced to a long prison term, they often feel the need to experiment (sexually) with one another. The term "federal sexual" is currently being used in federal institutions to justify/ explain inmates unusual sexual behaviours with each other. Only refers to Federal inmates, the rest are just plain gay.
Inmate 1: Yo man, I need to get my dick wet - bend over...NOW!!
Inmate 2: Forget that celly!!?? That's so gay!!
Inmate 1: Naw man, it aint gay, its "federal sexual" ;)
Inmate 2: NAW MAN......its gay......
Inmate 1: I'm not gay!!!......just my dick is......
Inmate 2: alright then (bends over and takes it like he likes it)
by TYSIMIMC October 5, 2012
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