fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008

FUSMD

Stands for Fuck You Suck My Dick. Used during texting or IM sessions when someone types something that the other person finds offensive. The person being offended replies with FUSMD.

Yo, I was texting John the other day and he said he had sex with my girl last weekend, I replied FUSMD!

by Sean Meeks October 14, 2010

Fusome

An adjective that define a person between awesome and fu*king awesome.

Oh! You painted all of that? You're FUSOME man!

by PuyatLord June 11, 2014

Beating the Fushman

The act of spanking ur crank. This isn’t just regular jerking off this is the type where ur at ur friends house and ur in the bathroom wacking the fuck out of ur fushman

i was beating the fushman and ms messer was flicking my bean

by Niccalips May 3, 2020

Fusome

adj.
The act of being Fucking Awesome.

This party is Fusome!

by Ramown McCool September 23, 2009

fufm

acronym: f**k you funny man

You want me to do what? fufm

by S.D March 24, 2003

fustmonkey

One who enthusiastically partakes of foul activites, such as licking up a smelly poo/spunk mixture such as may dribble out of a Michael Barrymore's poop chute.

Hey look at Tom, he's such a fustmonkey.

by Jum March 18, 2003