furb

fat ugly repulsive bastard

my ex is a right furb (lisa)

by bubsey September 28, 2005

Furb

Stemmed from Furby; the fuzzy little childen's doll with similar characteristics as a Panocha. Also short for Furburger, the delicious treat we all eat but nobody wants to admit they enjoy devouring.

What, you don't wanna get hammered and fishing? You freaken furb!

by Captain Bobble Head November 1, 2008

furb out

verb - to commit to making plans and then wait until the last minute and cancel, sometimes without notice, usually causing moderate financial distress to the other party(ies).

You: "Yeah man, I'd love to go. You get the tickets, or hey put me down for a meal, I'll be there! Camping/Floating? I'd love to!"

Example 1:
You (later): "I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make it, would you be mad?"
Me: "What a furb out!"

Example 2:
You: ...(no notice given)
Me: "What a furb out!"

by realist6969 October 14, 2009

furb

It is an acronym for "F*** you racist bastard"* or "F*** you retarded b*tch"**.

* - Example 1

** - Example 2

Example 1

Person 1: (a racist comment)
Person 2 (who is offended) WTH are you talking about you m*********ing furb!

Example 2

Person 1: I slept with your girlfriend last night.
Person 2: What the... f*** you furb!

by Imafirinmahlazors June 4, 2009

Furb

The hair around the anus, buttcrack and taint.

A shortened and interchanged variation on "butt fur".

That g-string couldn't hold back all that furb.

by afoaf November 20, 2007

FURB

F*cked Up Rude Beast

Ow, my precious schnookie bear slapped me in the face. I can't help loving this little FURB. UwU

by iridium_eyes September 27, 2020

Furb

A slang term used to describe someone who is awkward, lame, or out of touch in a cringey or try-hard way. A “furb” is often seen as a loser, a weirdo, or someone who tries too hard to fit in but completely misses the mark. Can also be used to describe someone acting corny or embarrassing themselves without realizing it.

She wore cat ears to a college lecture and meowed when the professor called on her. What an actual furb.

by ConBonTheDoomDealer April 8, 2025