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fuckalotapus

a man whore, a man that is very permiscuous. a man that has sex with anything or anyone anywhere.
Damn That guy over there is a fuckalotapus, meaning he fucked alot of pus. Johnny over there fuckedalotapus now he has stank dick!
by Captain Morgan! March 27, 2007
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fuckslop

A slang term for semen. Also known as jizz, jism, cum, dickslop, plate of oysters etc.
I was having sexual relations and I released my fuckslop.
by epic aka the drizzle July 7, 2004
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Ivan Fuckalot

One of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
The greatest french porn buddy.
One of the sexiest men alive.
Totally fuckable.
by AshleeHurricane June 22, 2009
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Fucksalot

" Did you know we had a math test today?" "No, we do? Fucksalot!"
by Ctsngd December 14, 2010
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fucksnot

Derogatory term for an individual, slang reference to male ejaculation during sex.
He's a worthless fucksnot.
by Lamont Cranston September 19, 2003
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fuckshot

An ejaculatory expression of fluid from a penis (spunk, cum) that occurs as a result of sexual intercourse. However, this projection of ejaculate must occur outside of the body, with no further physical influence or assistance other than said intercourse.

To be clear, upon approaching climax, the male will remove his penis from the orifice he is penetrating at the crucial moment, and proceed to ejaculate without any physical assistance to his penis this creating a handsfree cumshot. This, is referred to as a fuckshot.
Fratboy 1: "So you came without her even jacking your cock off for the big finish?"

Fratboy 2: "Yep, just popped my cock out of her and blurted a nice heavy fuckshot all over her stomach. It's the only way to go!"
by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
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fucksnot

Creative slang term for semen. Refers to the idea that a penis sneezes semen.
My pants were full of fucksnot after she gave me a handjob in the movie theatre.
by Jambo Schlarbeard July 11, 2006
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