fuck knots 

A condition that causes tangling of the hair, most often by very vigorous sex.

After a three day sex and crystal meth binge, I had a bad case of fuck knots.

fuck knots by nervous_farter April 20, 2003

Know-fuck-all 

The opposite of a know-all; a person who behaves as if they know nothing but really is incredibly knowledgeable, to the point of causing annoyance.

"You aced the test yet talk to me as though you failed, such a patronising little know-fuck-all."

Know-fuck-all by shitstained mattress September 16, 2020

you know what fuck you 

the best way to end a conversation about a conflict or something stupid.

guy1: A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable.
guy2: No its a vegetable!
guy1: No, it's a fruit. see it says that a tomato is in the fruit family in Websters Dictionary!
guy2: You know what fuck you!

you know what fuck you by man with the flow February 9, 2006

Fuck if I know 

When you have no idea what someone is asking you you should reply with this

girl: what time do you get off work?
guy: Fuck if I know

Fuck if I know by OG March 31, 2004

fuck if i know 

if you dont know what someone is talking about then this comes in handy.

hey whats the answer to this problem

fuck if i know

fuck if i know by mike October 7, 2003

the fuck if i know 

when someone is asking you a question that you dont know

G-"hey what happened with sarah?"

K-"the fuck if i know"

G-"well then..."

the fuck if i know by WhiteCat November 21, 2013

Fuck If i know yet 

It’s when you die because you at to many tide pods after hanging out with the hoes but it’s ok because you are in a game and you just respawn, so to sum this up go fall in a hole and fuck the moon, thank you and good night

The word being defined is fuck if I know yet which mean I’m board

Fuck If i know yet by Your big old fat mommy April 11, 2018