Fuck a duck in a truck

A phrase used by someone that is surprised by something or someone.

1) Fuck a duck in a truck that girls hot!
2) Dude did you just see that car get hit?! Fuck a duck in a truck!

by Asksomeonewhocares April 14, 2014

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

Fuck a dog in a river

To dispose of goods, people or animals. Disposal does not need to be in a body of water.
Common usage in the mixed race culture in London, especially mixed black/irish.

Dean: I am a bad man
Harry: You're as bad as a cucumber
Dean: I'd fuck a dog in a river.
Harry: ........ wait.... you'd fuck a dog in a river?.....

by Bradley the mushroom July 8, 2012

Stuck in a fuck

when a man's penis has an unusual hardness. Not erect, but solded enough to have intercourse with. It is usual why the entire day is frustrating.

" I would have asked her for her number, but hanging out all day with the guys has me stuck in a fuck."

by skribble August 19, 2013

Murder in a fuck box

Murder in a fuck box

1. Term for extreme rough sex.

2. Anything you buy at KFC that comes in a box.

1.
Hey skeeter what are we doing tonight?

Well betty lou, it's gonna be murder in a fuck box tonight. Get the 39 gallon drum of lube.

Or

Hey Jethro how was your date last night?

Dude she was murder in a fuck box. My balls are still sore.

2.

Welcome to KFC what can I get you?

Yes I'll have the Murder in a Fuck Box please.

You want a side of cole slaw?

by Vananono April 19, 2018

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day

April 20th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger in a car, or even multiple gingers in a car at once

Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day! Let’s go for a drive!

by gingerlover64 April 20, 2023