by iThink February 21, 2008
A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.
Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.
by Apple_Pie November 19, 2011
person 1: what natio are you?
person 2: well, my dad is half Asian and half Black, and my mum is half European and half English
person 1: geez, you're the whole fruit salad
person 2: well, my dad is half Asian and half Black, and my mum is half European and half English
person 1: geez, you're the whole fruit salad
by randomnesss4321 July 12, 2009
by SanGrial February 03, 2011
A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.
Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.
by Antimyopia February 21, 2006
Person 1: "dude did you eat some fruit salad?"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"
Person 2:"yes, I ate some fruit salad."
Person 1: "oh, okay. Cool."
Person 2: "yeah, you bet."
Person 1:"did you hear they're not Ethiopian condoms"
Person 2: "I mean, that's pretty obvious"
Person 1: "oh"
by Mangularis Angularis December 01, 2016
Any assortment of gay people. This means they can be of different ethnicities, from different countries, whatever. It can even be another name for a Pride Parade. I don't mean to offend, because I myself am gay.
Friend 1: "Hey, do you see that fruit salad over there? Totally interesting!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. I've never seen many gay people from different races before."
Friend 2: "Yeah. I've never seen many gay people from different races before."
by Sanji21 June 13, 2012