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French Fry

A skinny, long, unhygienic penis that has not been washed in a long time. It may have a small layer of crust made of semen and other penal discharges.
"Dude he whipped his dick and it was a total French Fry. I don't think he's showered in a MONTH."
by apartment401 October 22, 2009
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a person who feels the need to brag at a time when it is both completely unnecesary and completely pointless. French Fry comes from when we were sitting in mcdonalds and we decided that we needed a word to call people that do this gay shit.. thats when i saw a french fry
cool guy 1: ha, yo man, last nite u were pukin like a bulemic bitch after thanksgiving dinner
cool guy 2: ha forreal, i guess thats what happens when u take 32 shots
weak kid 1: i never puke after i drink!
cool guy 1: french fry!
cool guy 2: ha yeah dude, shut up u flamin french fry
weak kid 1: (tears)
by the urbanator September 24, 2004
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French Fry

Derogatory term for French people. It has gained notoriety over the recent decade for many French people have sued people on cases of prejudicial verbalization.
''HEY, look at that pathetic french fry over there! They need to be cooked and toasted like they used to be!''
- Person 1

''The filth coming out of your mouth is astounding. Why is that these people have to be extremely ignorant?''
- Person 2

''I can answer that question!'' - Stephen Colbert
by Environmentalist March 30, 2009
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Damn French fry is looking fine asf today
by ASHTON.IRWINS.DICK March 10, 2017
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French Fry

A citizen of the nation of the fanciest fries.
I am a French Fry!
You French Fry!
Hey, French Fry!
by 489flint September 25, 2017
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When someone dips, or leaves. Dip as in French fry dipping
That fucker just dipped like a French fry
by 100PercentTrueDefinitons November 5, 2018
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A french fry is a crusty penis usually of small size, crusty meaning flakes of skin that's hard and brakes off.
jimmy "wow my penis is really crusty theirs flakes all over it"
jimmy " i have a french fry then"
by i dont know what to say on thu February 26, 2019
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