A FreezyJim is where a male gets a condom, urinates inside it, freezes it and gives it to the female and she pretends that the condom is part of the man.
Did you here about David and Julie? Apparently David gave Julie a FreezyJim.
The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.