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penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.
A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017
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penile fracture

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured
Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture
by hambone October 19, 2003
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Penial Fracture

Sally is like a penial fracture, limp and unneeded
by Dickhole February 25, 2018
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Penial Fracture

It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)
“Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!
by Patytu October 21, 2019
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ghost-fracture

a fake broken limb

A limb that feels broken or fractured but isnt
David S.: found at MMHS
by bert jungnitsch November 19, 2004
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dick fracture

it is a rupture of one or both of the tunica albuginea, the fibrous coverings that envelop the penis's corpora cavernosa. It is caused by rapid blunt force to an erect penis, usually during vaginal intercourse, or aggressive masturbation.
i got a dick fracture from having too much sex.
by nobody else here April 24, 2017
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Hairline fracture

When a gal shaves up her mommy parts, leaving hair to the north and smooth lips to the south.
I didn't know Gena shaved down there, she was bald to top of her crack, it was like a hairline fracture!
by Harry Ballsack September 29, 2006
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