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Forestalgia

An individual’s yearning for an idealized future. It is the future-focused counterpart to nostalgia.
The student had a profound feeling of forestalgia about his life to come after graduation.
by bobthecopywriter April 10, 2022
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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Quote said by the fabulous fetus Harry Styles when an interviewer ask him who was his first real crush, and that was his answer, and you know what? It was actually mutual and they´ve discussed it.
H-"My first real crush was Louis Tomlinson", I- "What he thinks about yet?", H-"Its mutual, we´ve discussed it"
by Lou´s Fooking avocados November 10, 2020
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Warowl’s first law of counter strike

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.
Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.
by Curio234 April 15, 2021
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Firstname Bunchofnumbers

A username that starts off with a common word (often a first name) and ends with a bunch of numbers. Sometimes two names are used at the beginning, but it is always followed by a bunch of numbers.

This is generally the result of attempting to acquire a specific username that had already been taken and settling for one that starts with the desired username, but given a number to indicate they're just one of many.

This acceptance of a generic numbered naming convention is often suggested as the result of an account created for a sophisticated conversational AI, or bot, designed to propagate misinformation. This notion is especially convincing when the apparent bot starts writing in grammatically/logically incoherent replies.

It should be noted that someone willing to accept a name with a bunch of numbers is equally likely to commit comments/replies with incoherent replies and unconfirmed assertions as any bot.

When used to address someone whose name ends with a bunch of numbers, it is almost always implied that the addressee has shitty opinions.
"Hello my name is Firstname Bunchofnumbers and i have some incredibly shitty opinions" ~ the first use of the term as used by wuooods
by b_b_OK June 14, 2020
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Forest Dump

When you have to take a shit so bad that you move anything out of the way and run like Forest Gump being chased. Then when you finaly reach the crapper you feel the same relief as Forest did when his braces broke away!
"Oh crap! Move out of the way, I gotta take a Forest Dump!"
by Sambiase August 27, 2013
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first lady of the United States

A woman who watches while her husband has sex with interns and porn stars.
Donald said, "I want to be president some day."
Ivanka replied, "I want to be your first lady of the United States Daddy"
Donald answered, "That would illegal, but you can watch me bang interns and porn stars too."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018
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