You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

boo boo the fool

something your black mom isn't.

mom: i don't know who you think i am, but i'm not one of your little friends or boo boo the fool.

by peytonbitchezzz July 17, 2016

The Fool's Sip

The Fool's Sip is the subconscious reflex of a lying man in panic.

I know he's lying cause he Took the Fool's Sip when I asked him what happened

by OtherwiseFox July 25, 2022

April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009

Fool of a Took

A phrase used by one Gandalf the Grey, the famous, kindly wizard from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. It is used during the Mines of Moria scene in the first in the trilogy, the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf says it to Peregrin "Pippin" Took, to display his anger and fustration directing at him for knocking a skeleton down a well, alerting the orcs of their whereabouts and putting the entire fellowship in danger once again.

"FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!!"

-Gandalf the Grey

by JuliaMarie August 20, 2007

fool's gambit

A poor strategy, an unwise move, or a dangerous maneuver.

Sharon told Dave she was on birth control, so that he wouldn't use a condom. Dave decided not to pull out and now Sharon is pregnant. It was a fool's gambit.

by bostoncasey December 17, 2016

done raised a fool

Reference to a parent who failed to raise a child near their potential.

Marquis: Jerome ran out of gas and the cops caught his ass after he robbed that liquor store.
Lashonda: That boy mama done raised a fool!

by Pizzlej January 20, 2019