Fotis

An alpha male, hot as fuck, super inteligent man that steals all the girls. He's dick size matches he's IQ of 10000. In He's free time fotis likes to bully his friends and jerk off to himself in the mirror.

Nikos: "guys do you hear that?"
Giannis: "hear what?"

Nikos: "the footsteps?"

Giorgos: "oh no..."
Nikos: "FOTIS IS COMING QUICK HIDE YOUR GIRFRIENDS' HOLES!!"

by Big tits like big dicks November 8, 2020

Foilsick

Feeling ashamed after revealing a little to much of yourself to someone - allowing them to clear a view of your pettiness, your anger, your cowardice, your childlike vulnerability wishing that you didn’t have a deep disdain for who you think you actually are

Person 1 -*vents to person 2*

Person 2 - “…”

Person 1 - “You make me foilsick..”

Person 2 - “What’s that?”

Person 1 - “ I told you to much about my shit and feel ashamed.”

Person 2 - “Don’t be.”

by Kindly FVCK OFF January 18, 2022

fortshite

Word used to describe the game 'Fortnite' as it is a bad rip-off of PUBG (Player Unknown's Battlegrounds). Often used when roasting Fortnite players about how much better PUBG is over Fortnite.

Carl: Hey Jamal, wanna play some Fortnite at my dad's place later?
Jamal: No brother, I am not a Fortshite player, I play the superior PUBG. Fortshite is just a rip-off but worse. I'll only go over to play PUBG.
Carl: Wow, I guess you are right. I will comply and join your PUBG clan.

by Hot ckid February 16, 2018

Foistered

Donald Trump made up word during the 2019 rally in Tupelo, Mississippi.

First, they engineered the Russia hoax. The single greatest lies ever foistered upon the American people.

by TraderShocker November 7, 2019

Fortshite

you actualy play this dog shit?

"what are these kids playing now adays? Fortshite you say hmmm?"

by SublimeTrekkie June 13, 2018

If it fits, I sits

A common phrase to refer to cats and their tendencies to occupy tight spaces for little reason.

The cat would sit on the couch, but that Tupperware box looks more appealing. “If it fits, I sits”

by AntiTHOT.exe October 30, 2020

text footsie

Texting (or emailing) another co-worker during a meeting when you are both at the meeting table, about weasely things you're too embarrassed to ask for out loud like a real man.

At work, in a meeting, Alan sends text footsie: Hey Mandy, you look great today. Can you send me that link to that thing I have to present next?? THX!!

by OttoPup January 8, 2014