femsplain

Femsplaining is when a female or male feminist tells people how they're supposed to think about sex and gender.

"Men who won't shut up and listen are typical members of the patriarchy," Chris femsplained.

by Driveby Shooter April 14, 2013

fmeplease

The really cool website where you can post stories about trying to get laid. Fmeplease is an fmylife type of website where user can vote on stories and make comments.

For Halloween I dressed up as a juice box and said "suck me" to everyone I met at the club. This one girl who was drunk off her ass actually did...and it was the best one I've ever had. FMP (fmeplease)

by wonderweiss November 2, 2009

Femsplaining

When a feminist explains to a man that his argument or feelings are invalid based on his gender rather than based on facts or evidence or based on the statement 'Not all men, yes all women'

As with Masplianing, femsplaining should never ever be used in a sentence yes they are real things that happen but if you use the word Mansplaining in a sentence you are guility of Femsplaning and if you use femsplaining in a sentence then you are guilty of mansplaining.

Instead of saying "stop mansplaining the offside rule to me!" say "don't be such a dick I was captain of the local football team I probably understand the offside rule better than you."

by Sirrius May 24, 2017

FMSL

Fuck My Sex Life

"Today I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I really like and he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FMSL"

by dead on September 3, 2009

FMPL

Fuck My Privileged Life.

A lot of people who use Fuck My Life (FML) to complain about a situation their facing are usually whining about really petty and small problems compared to the issues many people less fortunate than them have to face every day (i.e. how to get food, water, money, etc). FMPL is a way the speaker can acknowledge that he or she is complaining about a certain situation that is, compared to most people, not that bad.

You can use FMPL as a way to verbally remind yourself that your life isn't that bad/could be worse OR to remind someone else of the same thing.

backy: "I got into the University of Chicago and Boston University but I got a rejection letter from Yale. FMPL!"

Sydney: "I bought too much fruit last week, now it's rotting...FMPL!!!!"

Natasha: "Ugh! My parents REFUSE to buy me a new BMW, they say it's too expensive so they're gonna buy it USED! arrrg- FMLLLL!"
Katie: ...I think you mean FMPL...
Natasha: .....

by PeaceandFreedom December 4, 2010

FMSP

Fuck My Spanish Pussy, An Expression of pure f my lifage.

John: The Party's canceled friday..
Marcus: FMSP!

by Marcuscasey August 18, 2009

Femsplaining

The explanation of something by a feminist, typically to a non-feminist, in a manner regarded as condescending. Further, femsplaining refers to saying words that demonize non-feminists as morally inferior, due to non-feminists not assimilating into politically correct social constructs.

The feminist's argument was classic femsplaining.

Calling someone a bigot is typical femsplaining aimed at reducing the self-determination of free-thinkers.

by Pyrrho. X. Nietzsche October 15, 2019