Floridian

Most people think: Oh, everyone in Florida is rich or Mexican.

I'M GREEK AMERICAN, AND NOT RICH.

And seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso... -_-

We know one, though...

Floridian: Hi people...

Skank-bag: YOU'RE RICH. LET'S MUG THEM.

Floridian: WHAT? Ahh, stop attacking me!! I'M POOR.

Skank-bag: She's lying, hit her with your weave, Bill!

by I'mNotUsingMyRealName. September 17, 2011

floridian

The spawn of all things putrid, widely regarded as inhuman and intolerable. Do not show any respect, as it will make them hostile and confuse it for an argument.

Oh, ew. He's a Floridian.

by DrewIsAWeeb May 02, 2021

Floridian

A complete idiot , or an arrogant person .

All Floridians are sick bastards !!! Those people are best avoided !!!

by Allison April 11, 2004

Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.

"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"

by Pill Collins January 12, 2010

Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

by Texas slap fest March 12, 2015

Floridian Hotcake

The Floridian Hotcake is a pancake concoction made with several different types of illegal drugs, such as weed, cocaine, speed, LSD, etc. To make one, pancake batter is mixed together with whatever edibles you want, and made the same way as traditional pancakes. The name "Floridian Hotcake" comes from the fact that people who eat one will probably do some Florida Man type shit while high out of their mind.

Guy1: Did you see that Bill went out in a ditch and threw baseballs at raccoons and stray dogs screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!"?
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.

by thicc guy July 14, 2019

Floridian Breakfast

The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint

“Dude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morning”

by Count Cockula October 07, 2019