A dating equivalent of applying the trial-and-error strategy to hit a target as long as personal parameters or expectations are not unreasonable or unachievable.
John isn’t puritanically opposed to flirting as long as his younger date is beautiful, sexy, hilarious, rich, shorter than him, and can cook as well as his mother or grandmother.
when some orange oompa loompa attempts to flirt with your boyfriend over facebook because shes too ugly and scared to do it in person because of his gorgeous girlfriend who could beat the living shit out of her in 1 hit (: yaayyy YOUR AWESOME.
"ew why is shelby rodgers flirting with my boyfriend? shes so ugly and weird and she always looks like she smelt something bad. like the old cucumber shoved in her asshole."