fistbuddy

a friend you pratice fisting with

I'm having a fistfest with my fistbuddies

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

fitblr

A tumblelog devoted to healthy weight loss, usually powered by tumblr.

Dude, check out this fitblr. This girl's so healthy!

by fitblr March 8, 2011

fistbomb

To "fistbomb" a group, is to turn the topic of discussion towards the sexual practice of "fisting", then to leave the group, while the discussion continues in an inescapable cycle that no-one wants to continue but no-one has the power to stop.

Jack: "which really ended their careers in 70's".
Andrew: "You know what started in the 70's, fisting. Before that the practice was highly unpopular and rarely document".
Ann: "What's fisting"
....
Andrew leaves, fistbombing run successful.

by Brooklyn_Jazz May 20, 2009

Fitba'

(fit-baw) Dialect, Chiefly Scot. -n

1. (m) the beautiful game

2. (f) the stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking around a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations.

(see Fitba' Widow)

Alright Mate, how bout some fitba'?

by bPratik April 21, 2010

fitbin

Worlds worst swear word.
As first used in Viz Comic.

"Oh Fitbin, I've just caught the wife shagging the milkman in my new shed!"

by carlclegg September 14, 2004

fytbl

An acronym for tumblr blog fuckyeahthebetterlife. Its hard to define this one.. Its a lifestyle. If you do Mc dicks runs in an aventador, you'd understand. If you drown in supermodel pussy every weekend and sometimes Thursdays, you'll understand. If you drown in pussy in an aventador, well.. you're living it.

guy 1: Hey bro, how you doing?
guy 2: Good, good.. um.. you have something on your dick..
guy 1: Oh this? It's nothing.
guy 2:It's Megan Fox..
guy 1: What can I say, started following fytbl and this happened.
guy 2: huh.
guy 1: Come Megan, my Aventador is getting impatient.

by JDW69 May 24, 2012

firtbute

The most horrific misspelling of "Fortnite" ever witnessed in the history of ever.

John: I hate firtbute
Sam: What?

by NotPieGuy March 5, 2021