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first served, first come

A play on the words "first come, first served" which appears on a banner advertising the "Temple of Eros Annual Orgy and Buffet" in the Mel Brooks film "History of the World, Part I".
I was searching for the classic film "One girl, two cups" when I stumbled on this phrase, which appears during a scene set at a Roman bazaar/ "First served, first come" at an orgy is humorously playing on the original phrase "first come, first served" in retail or the related "first in, first out" in accounting or computing science.
by bitchuck September 1, 2025
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Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
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