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filing cabinet

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.
by thomasgreen June 9, 2013
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Farinha

1. Portuguese word for wheat flour.
2. Popular Portuguese surname.
1. The bag I bought at the European food store was labeled "Farinha" now I know it meant wheat flour
2. That guy was born in Portugal, his name is Rui Farinha.
by QTgirl101 March 16, 2010
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Firish

An adjective or noun describing someone who pretends to be Irish, with a fake accent, who infact, lives on the east coast of America. Firish comes from Fake and Irish combined, to create this word.
-Did you see that Firish guy?
-Yeah, I heard he lived his entire life out in Cape Cod
-No way? That's why his accent is so fake
-Fuck yeah
by Qizx April 20, 2010
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Fiorina

Someone who solves the problems you have with your worst coworkers, even if it means getting rid of them!
"Hopefully, a Fiorina will come along and take care of business since we can't convince Billy to stop microwaving his leftover fish everyday for lunch!"
by DMGUSA June 18, 2018
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farin

farin is my soulmate
by i love farin May 25, 2020
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The Church of Firnando

"We are the church of Firnando, here is our tale. We formed when our High Priest happened upon our God, our Holy Lord Split in Twain, the Cleaved One, the pinnacle of rubber duck physique, FIRNANDO. We began our journey when we were deceived by the infamous Betrayer. Since then we have evolved towards our goal of world acceptance. We act in Firnando's name to create a world of acceptance"- Presumed DJ Liam, council member

The Church of Firnando is the only Firnandowist worshipping center in the world, as of November 2020. Firnandowists praise the lord Firnando the cleaved one, a rubber duck split in twain who arose from the depths of a sacred claw machine. Their holy book, The Firnandonomicon, consists of eleven commandments, tales of Lord Firnando, and a number of psalms (composed by "Presumed DJ Liam"). You can read more about The Church of Firnando on their wix-cite that goes by the same name.
High Preist: "Ever been dead inside? join the Church of Firnando, and either become happy or die a human sacrifice! either way, you won't be sad anymore!"
by Church_Of_Firnando November 12, 2020
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Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Ezio Auditore da Firenze (born 1459) was a Florentine noble during the Italian Renaissance and, unbeknownst to most historians and philosophers, a central member and Grand Master of the Assassin's Order. A descendant of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and ancestor to both Desmond Miles and Subject 16, Ezio was unaware of his Assassin heritage until the age of 17, when his father and two brothers, Federico and Petruccio, were murdered. Ezio fled Florence – his birthplace – and took refuge at the Villa Auditore in the Tuscan town of Monteriggioni.

Learning of his heritage from his uncle, Mario Auditore, Ezio begun his Assassin training, as well as his quest for vengeance against the Grand Master of the Templar Order, Rodrigo Borgia, who had ordered the executions of his father and two brothers. During his quest, Ezio managed to not only unite the pages of Altaïr's Codex for the first time since Domenico Auditore, but also to save the cities of Florence, Venice, and later Rome from the Templars' wrath. He ensured the future travels of Christoffa Corombo to the "New World" and, in liberating Rome from Borgia control, helped spread the Renaissance and Assassin ideals of independence and free thought throughout Italy.

Shortly before the death of Rodrigo Borgia in 1503, Ezio was pronounced the Grand Master, or "ll Mentore", of the Assassin Order.
"My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and like my father and grandfathers before me, I am an Assassin."

―Ezio Auditore da Firenze
by UND34D Legend December 29, 2010
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